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Joke of the Day
"Why do squirrels have bushy tails? To keep their nuts warm."
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"What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13."
"Never marry a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."
"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root beer."
"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"
"What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient? They are their own birth control"
"Wet wipes are tissues who like to party."
"What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese"
"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the box open yet."
"the elevator business is great It has its ups and downs"