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Joke of the Day

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"Where do you find the best tofu in the entire world?"

"Friend: Bro, those were sick fireworks! Sorry about your eye, but I think the ER may be busy. Me: No worries, my wife made reservations."

"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"

"Why did the priest cross the road ?? To screw in the children that were crossing the road"

"I call my dick Little Ceasers. It's hot and ready but it tastes like shit."

"Why are black people always wrong? They have no rights."

"What's another nickname for Donald Trump? ##The Annoying Orange."

"Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one"

"DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids"