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Joke of the Day

"Horny rooster What does a normal rooster say? cock-a-doodle-doo! what does a horny rooster say? any-cock-will-do!"

"What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates? Arkansas"

"[fire] EVERYONE REMAIN CALM. Use the stairs. DO NOT use the elevators. We're on the 12th floor... *sigh* I guess I'm dying in a fire."

"How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there."

"I've never wanted to know the answer to anything bad enough to ask a question at the end of a meeting that's running 30 minutes over time."

"Natural Rights - opposite of natural lefts"

"I'm celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. It's the bison-tennial!"

"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."

"A conversation I had with an abusive child philosopher >ACP: What is love? >Me: Baby, don't hurt me."

"Blonde Did you hear about the blonde who got in a taxi? The driver kept the 'VACANT' sign up. (Found this in WuMo)"