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Joke of the Day

"The cat is heat and keeps presenting herself to the dog I'm just sitting here with my finger hovering above the record button."

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"After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, ""what are you going to do now?"" God said, ""I think I'm going to call it a day."""
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?!"
"I like to finish everyone's drinks at parties and then call them out for being drunks."
"Ladies and gentlemen, Testicles. That is all."
"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year-olds? There are twenty of them."
"You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe."
"I scream, You scream, We all scream because grandma is visiting for Christmas and she forgot her hearing aids again."