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Joke of the Day

"I've never wanted to know the answer to anything bad enough to ask a question at the end of a meeting that's running 30 minutes over time."

"If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle Whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade."

"Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won."

"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"

"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? It's all over town!"

"Our Sins So what if the whole Hilary/Trump presidential race is a result of of that last guy who didn't forward that chain mail causing the end of the world..."

"What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B"

"Why are Pakistan not allowed to play football? Because every time they get a corner they set up a shop."

"What's the point in getting a Master's degree if you can't even own any slaves?"