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Joke of the Day

"Blonde Did you hear about the blonde who got in a taxi? The driver kept the 'VACANT' sign up. (Found this in WuMo)"

"Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? IHOP"

"My angry wife left me after she said "".. eat shit and die! "" And all I said was: ""So dinner is ready?""."

"livin la vida broka"

"LIKE if you remember what it was like to take a ton of pictures only to wait a week to find out they were useless."

"How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble? Write it down."

"When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like I love you for what you have inside. (Me to my fridge)"

"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free"

"""Use the forceps, Luke!"" - Obi Gyn Kenobi"