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Joke of the Day

"A conversation I had with an abusive child philosopher >ACP: What is love? >Me: Baby, don't hurt me."

"At the restaurant with food still on my plate... Server: ""Do you wanna box for that"" Me: ""No. It's not worth fighting for"""

"Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?"

"I am giving up eating red meats. I'm going cold turkey."

"Jesus walks into a bar No he didn't, because he isn't real."

"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"

"What does a 80 yr old woman taste like? Depends."

"Why do black people wear flares? because their knee grows"

"To make my guests comfortable, I always put a sign in the bathroom that says ""Don't worry, I cleaned, those are permanent stains."""

"Do not vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it instead."