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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates? Arkansas"
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"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket Hey, son. Check out how far I can kick this bucket"
"Trump didn't lie when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall... by securing his win, Mexico will start building to keep the Americans out of their country."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his dinner before it was cool."
"So the Disney alligator killed the 2 year old recently. I hope the alligator has a good time with the gorilla."
"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"
"I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking."
"I bet Oscar Pistorius has a rough time in prison. He can't even stand up for himself."
"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."
"What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone? Sans Sheriff."