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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up? A high low small medium at large."

"Girls with huge boobs will never know if they're really interesting."

"What do you call an epileptic Jew during the Holocaust? Shake and Bake!"

"fart liner ""Did you hear what that asshole said?"" ""No, What?"" ""Oh Shit!"""

"How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed? An hour after its landed its still whining."

"Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center"

"An angry wife storms up to her husband. Wife: Our son just called me a bitch. Husband: That son of a bitch!"

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine."

"A caveman mathematician drops his glasses... All he says is secant"

"Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano."