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Joke of the Day

"fart liner ""Did you hear what that asshole said?"" ""No, What?"" ""Oh Shit!"""

"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."

"Whisper dirty things in my ear... http://i.imgur.com/wlIG8.jpg"

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."

"""My girlfriend is a feminist"", I explained to my grandfather ""Well, heck son - nothing wrong with a feminine woman"" he replied."

"College hot dogs What do uou call a hot dog in college? A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha"

"Her: What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom? Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests."

"I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm It's all gone to pot"

"What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby? Their parents."

"[sees old friend after 4 years] ""God, you were so fat back in school."" ""Yeah, well I lost a lot of it last year."" ""No you didn't."""