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Joke of the Day
"fart liner ""Did you hear what that asshole said?"" ""No, What?"" ""Oh Shit!"""
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"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."
"I know we haven't talked in awhile but I've been thinking about us a lot and I was wondering if u remembered the name of that burrito place"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."
"What's the difference between England and a tea bag ? The tea bag stays in the Cup longer"
"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"
"Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? It changes your blood type."
"What wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
"Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys? A LockSith."
"Kate who dumped me at junior school now wants me to like her interior decorating Facebook page. How the tables have turned Kate."