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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an epileptic Jew during the Holocaust? Shake and Bake!"

"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"

"Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone"

"I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission."

"Apparently the local fruit fly is a smoker..... She goes out every night for a drag."

"Put a load in the dishwasher last night She was mad I didn't pull out."

"Sooner or later Rockstar is going to make a GTA that features every possible human action you can do and then the world will implode."

"They say comedy is an aphrodisiac. So I guess when women laugh at me after sex it's a good thing?"

"Me: [sneaks off to lay by pool cuz kids are finally playing] 7yo: HERE I AM MOMMY SO YOU DON'T HAFTA BE ALONE Me: [sigh] Thanks bud."

"When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather... in his sleep... Not like the other passengers in his car!"