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Joke of the Day

"Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center"

"I heard a Freudian slip once... He broke both his arms."

"What do you call a street full of cheap hookers and a McDonald's? Quarter Pound Town."

"What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? ""Hey what's eating you?"""

"Today, I walked into a restaurant. ""Hi, is my table ready?"" ""No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?"" ""No, that's okay."" ""Great, take these salads to table six then."""

"What are a clumsy person's favorite flowers? Oopsie daisies."

"Have you tried rocky mountain oysters? They're offal."

"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."

"How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal."

"How do you spell socks in Spanish? Eso si que es."