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Joke of the Day

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine."

"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."

"What do you call colorful secret police? The RGB"

"Sarcasm is humor with an attitude."

"I met a dwarf the other day... He was a pretty average guy; a little mean"

"Congratulations. You're 18. On a list of 20 people that I want to kill."

"Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place, But it's their fault for not having windows."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Chopped up and in the back of my freezer."

"A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, ""Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."""