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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the deaf man who was diagnosed with cancer? He didn't."
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"I went to bed last night and my brother came out of the closet and scared the shit out of me, I forgot we were playing hide and seek..."
"My father with 50 years makes 50 KM every day I say ""Tomorrow I will go running"""
"Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!"
"What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941? There's a little nip in the air."
"Mexican Word - Bishop My wife fall down and I have to pick the bishop"
"Why can't cows do ballet? Because they lactose."
"I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't want them to be worth 3/5 of their value"
"Man drowned in Muesli Got pulled in by a strong currant"
"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""