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Joke of the Day
"A caveman mathematician drops his glasses... All he says is secant"
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"What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song? Moves Like Jaeger"
"Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, ""man, I could do that!"""
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk."
"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"
"Q: Bill Hillary and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America."
"My girlfriend is due tomorrow ...however, I have to wait 18 years before I can date her"
"Energizer Bunny made a mess.... I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming"
"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. Edit: Come on! It s a joke, don t get butt hurt! And yes, I spelled woman wrong, who cares?"