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Joke of the Day

"Girls with huge boobs will never know if they're really interesting."

"Apparently just because your dad had a bunch of DUI's, the cops won't accept ""tradition"" as an excuse as to why you're driving drunk."

"I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, ""don't do this"""

"Don't let Trump find out about Motes. ""Sea-walls?!"""

"My ex and I didn't work out, you could say our stars didn't align I'm a Cancer she was a cunt. She was anything but a Virgo, and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus."

"The neighbor's dog has barked non stop for three hours. And now I know how the Chinese first discovered that dogs make a tasty snack."

"Life is like a penis Soft and free flowing. It's the women that make it hard."

"Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!"

"What do you call introverted hobbits? Shyer folk"

"I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people."