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Joke of the Day
"What's the dieeference between /r/Showerthoughts and /r/jokes?"
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"If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby, what brings no baby? A swallow"
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.."
"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."
"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"
"What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran"
"What do you call a partying Hansen's disease patient? A social leper."
"Looks like I'm finally going to meet my twitter crush, don't know if I should diet or let him find out the hard way Im good w camera angles"
"What's Hitler's favorite letter? Well, it's not Z."