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Joke of the Day
"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane"
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"When is a man smartest before, during or after sex? During that's when he's plugged into the know it all."
"*slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR"
"At my age Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing."
"Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !"
"Due to Michael Jackson's passing..."
"Why did they name golf golf? Because fuck was already taken."
"*swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*"
"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried"
"It was delicious -1 2^3 E ....... And it was delicious"