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Joke of the Day
"Roses are expensive... Violets are gay... Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day..."
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"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."
"A dad walks into a zoo.. A dad walks into a zoo. He sees the only animal is a dog and says ""Well, this is a shitzu"""
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D"
"that sad moment when you return to your normal life after watching an awesome movie"
"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."
"Me: ""What's the haps, yo?"" 19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: ""I'm sorry."""
"What is black, heavy, and can't swim? A grand piano."
"I sure do feel a whole lot more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."
"If a mime performs in the forest, and nobody is there to see him, it's all for the best."