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Joke of the Day

"My husband's new prescription glasses is not working He still can't see things my way. ^Credits ^to ^the ^original ^twitter ^post."

"The groundhog saw The Shadow and said it was an awful movie."

"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to win the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them."

"How do you say unicorn in Spanish? Unamaize"

"Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."

"Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was ""LOL"" and I was holding my statement upside down."

"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."

"Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea? Because Boston has all the cups!"

"Why did the prostitute cry after her customer left? He gave her the biggest tip she ever had"