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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them."
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"Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying"
"I'm wearing a shower curtain over my head and pretending to be a ghost. I probably look legit because everybody on this bus is avoiding me."
"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"How do you think the unthinkable? Hit an itheberg."
"Where is the 'L' in christmas? There is noel"
"WIFE: stop quoting Britney Spears songs or I'll leave you ME: but I'm a slave 4 u WIFE: that's it ME: (whispers) oops I did it again"
"What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story."
"I'm getting my wife's name tattooed on my penis So I can keep beating her long after she's gone (I'm so sorry)"
"wife: ugh I feel so old me: you're only 36 wife: ugh me: that's like three 12yr olds wife: what me: what"