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Joke of the Day

"Mickey Mouse and Minnie are in divorce court... The judge asks, ""So what's going on Mickey, is she just crazy or something?"" Mickey replies, ""No, your Honor. She's fucking Goofy."""

"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."

"Wow, this article looks awesome.*clicks link**finds out it's a slideshow**throws computer out the window*"

"[NSFW] Gonzo turns to Kermit and says ""It's getting late, want to go eat out somewhere?"" Kermit looks at Missy Piggy and says ""I'm having pork tonight."""

"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra One of my favs"

"Okay...we've seen the 900 pics of your band. Now show us the the three people in your audience."

"""What attracted you to our company?"" Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work"

"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."

"So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad... ...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"