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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea? Because Boston has all the cups!"
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"""No shit, Sherlock"" ""Keep digging, Watson"""
"The truth about Chemistry Chemistry is all about experiments. Because Chem-is-try."
"Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!"
"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."
"Photos: World's tallest man meets world's shortest man"
"What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap? I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts."
"How do we know Jesus was a man? We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming."
"How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)"
"Even if you're single, always blame a declined credit card on your fictional spouse at the register."