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Joke of the Day
"The groundhog saw The Shadow and said it was an awful movie."
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"What's long hard and has semen in it? A submarine!"
"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"
"A white man, an arab and an asian walk naked into a bar... ...the bartender yells ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"Malaria kills a child every two seconds in Africa... Somebody should arrest that guy."
"Wanna see an asshole wrapped in plastic? Yeah? Ok, let me see your driver's license. (My buddy's grandpa told me this back in high school the first time I met him.)"
"A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer. The opponent laughed and said, ""How about becoming one himself?"""
"What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360? The dashboard."
"What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine? Watch the Dagobah"
"Taking a nap until my carbon monoxide detector stops beeping."