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Joke of the Day
"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."
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"Obama is in a sinking ship. Who gets saved? America"
"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"
"I have patio furniture in the friend zone."
"People are loving this whole 'birdie sanders' thing but... i don't recall a similar reaction when bill clinton got a bird to come"
"What was the old man in despair about? Nothing."
"Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel? They say he was snowed in."
"How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife? Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes."
"What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes? Ellen Degenerates"
"What happens when you have ear sex You get hearing aids"