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Joke of the Day
"What is a toad's favorite genre of music? Hip hop."
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"What do you call a girl with a unibrow? Cuban"
"What do you call a know-it-all that likes doing bad stuff to kids? Encyclopedophile"
"What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!"
"""There is no 'I' in team!"" Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I'v never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little caesars."
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now."
"A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015. 87 percent of them answered ""your mom"""
"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."