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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now."
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"""Let's walk over there"" ""ok"" -couple a cows"
"Ladies: If I hit on you please don't panic, I am a bachelor and that's what bachelors do."
"Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."
"Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face."
"McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in the wrong stuff that they gave you at the 2nd window."
"My 5 year old told me this joke: What do you call a puppy in the desert? *A Hot Dog.* Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?"
"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""
"Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!"
"that's a rather intricate bullet proof vest ur wearing ""this is a front-side baby carrier. this is my baby.."" dude that's messed up"