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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games, What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4.!"

"A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"""

"A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seance"

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids IV: They shrink everyone on earth on purpose The planet will never run out of resources Everyone is eaten by ants"

"Relationship status: I'm seeing several women in my neighbourhood. *wipes binoculars*"

"What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke he couldn't bear to stand it."

"I opened the door and said ""Honey, I'm home..."", she didn't reply She just stood still in the glass jar."

"There's two things I hate in this world Racism, and the French"

"I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about."

"I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume."