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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little caesars."
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"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places... ...My doctor told me to stay away from those places."
"If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?"
"Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?"
"""Gary give me the gun"" ""I thought you had it"" ""I TOLD you to bring it"" ""I didn't"" ""who brought the getaway car?"" -Disorganized crime"
"I can't remember what age I am? Last time I checked I was 15, and that was 10 years ago!"
"Take revenge, crap on a pigeon."
"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes."
"Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?"
"School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute."