191999
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl with a unibrow? Cuban"
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"Roses are red, violets are yellow, lilacs are cyan, carnations are rainbowish, this LSD pill is lovely."
"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water. Boom-boom-chhh!"
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"
"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"
"A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there He said ""Iran"""
"What do you get if you don't pay your exorcist? Repossessed. (Credit to my great-grandmother.)"
"Your cough turns me on ""That's sick."""
"What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!"
"You know what amazes me? A maze."