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Joke of the Day

"A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015. 87 percent of them answered ""your mom"""

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer-WRONG!"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the bulb for being broke and the room for being black!"

"You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken."

"Thinking about opening a lingerie shop for plus size women ....... Gonna call it KING THONG"

"Fill in the blank: Friends are like_____ mine is ""Friends are like trees, if you hit them with an axe they fall over."""

"Jared likes his subs like he likes his kids. 6 and 12."

"I'm an Easter egg in the streets and a deviled egg in the sheets."

"Did you hear about the 80 year old man who ran naked through the flower show? ...he won first place for a dried arrangement!"

"Customer spelling her name: Me: Is that V as in Victor or Z as in Zebra? Her: Z as in Xylophone. And this, kids, is why education is key."