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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I'v never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"My psychiatrist says we need to work on my intimacy issues but then he's always the one who refuses to snuggle with me on his couch."

"What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit? Credit to my friend telling me"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? [NSFW] Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash and resell her crack."

"I hope Death is my father... because he'll never get me."

"I am a male who goes through monthly week long periods..... of unrest while my wife is on her menstruation cycle."

"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!"

"What is flat, at the center of the universe, and warming?"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."