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Joke of the Day
"Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling? He wanted to hang with his family. "
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"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"
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"I ate a tomato slice off the carpet. And some lettuce. And some bleu cheese bits. And mushrooms. I'm saying I dropped my salad on the floor."
"A couple of camels are walking in the dessert... And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels."
"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"
"5 year old: Where does wind come from, daddy? Me: It comes from people asking too many questions."
"Want to hear a joke? Pussy."
"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"