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Joke of the Day

"A couple of camels are walking in the dessert... And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says okay I'll serve you, as long as you don't start anything."

"I used to make a living crushing cans. It was soda pressing."

"Receptionist at a sperm bank ""Thanks for coming."""

"Erotic literature for premature ejaculators ------------------- Chapter 1. ------------------- She looked at him. ------------------- The end. -------------------"

"I'm on a roll tonight! Whoops! Never mind, it was just a muffin."

"I'm really impressed by both Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner... Both women got famous by making a dick disappear."

"OPEN UP. THIS IS THE POLICE. THANK YOU. CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM"

"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"

"Neat how we spend so much time and money on the war against pot but there are people driving around with eyelashes and antlers on their cars"