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Joke of the Day
"The local cemetery has been really popular lately People are dying to get in."
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"Blacks the best colour to wear to a funeral isn't it? Just thinking which rollerblades to wear."
"What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file."
"Don't you hate it when people mirror your joke and get all the credit? p ll pu o no o ldod u no ,uop"
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"TIL: 9 out of 10 people addicted to drinking break fluid... can't stop."
"What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran"
"Just said ""No you can't have an apple because you'll spoil the pizza that's being delivered very soon."" I shouldn't be allowed to parent."
"I'm opening a tennis themed bar... I'm calling it ""First Come, First Served"""
"""Stop pestering me. I'm trying to do my job."" -Major Tom to ground control"