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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
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"Did you know that no Pokemon is born racist, they have to be taught that [whispers to Pikachu] grass types are lazy"
"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"
"I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket."
"My wife said that we need to have a talk after my 2 year old goes down for a nap so I filled her sippy cup with Red Bull."
"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."
"What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"On the list of things I fear the most, ""death"" comes in as a close second to ""audience participation"""
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it."
"So, tonight at the library I asked the librarian if they had any books on turtles ""Hardback?"" she inquired. ""Yes"" I said. ""and little heads."""