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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
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"One time dad asked what my five-year plan was, and I said ""death or becoming a pirate king"" and he threw my cat Alan at me"
"A CW told me for the 50th time that her baby learned how to walk so I told her""if you really wanna impress me lmk when it learns how to fly"""
"*whispers to businessman sleeping next to me on bus* Sleep tight precious angel"
"Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station."
"What does Batman get in his drink? Just Ice"
"If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)"
"What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring."
"If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with ""What did you do?""."
"There's a fine science to the number of texts you need to pretend to be friendly before asking someone for a favor."