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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"
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"It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that."
"if it's not a failure it sucks ass"
"Can God be an atheist? Yes, if he has low self esteem and stops believing in himself."
"Laugh at something on your phone and wait for me to ask what it is. See your grandchildren grow old. Witness the death of the sun."
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls first guys says ""man, I really wish I could do that!"" seconds guy says ""pet him real nice and he'll probably let you"""
"Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks"
"I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another."
"From my 6yo Me (after having taught her subtraction): ""So, what's the difference between 10 and 5?"" ""They're just two different numbers!"""
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But only if the light bulb really wants to change."