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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

"feeling dunb after a class test they are always the same :( reddit jokes saved me"

"If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han."

"I thought of you last night while I was doing the dishes. Dirty right? Yep. That's right. Dishes were totally filthy."

"I recently bought myself the new Obama gun. It won't work and you can't fire it."

"Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance? To avoid monkey suits"

"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."

"It's a vagina, not a small business!"

"Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10"