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Joke of the Day

"If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?"

"the worst part of senior prom was definitely dropping my date and my grandfather's ashes going EVERYWHERE"

"What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson? Avril Labean"

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""

"My friend just launched the second hubble into space... A hubble bubble."

"Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?"

"My grandfather is so racist he only eats white chocolate at Easter."

"Whenever I confront the messy baker I'm always walking on eggshells."

"I have but two words to describe Avogadro's Number Holy moley!"

"How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent."