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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison? He was charged with battery."
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"When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic."
"""See that guy over there? I have to serve him with papers today."" -Oh really? Why? ""Because I lost my tennis racquet."""
"If I ever found a unicorn it would probably only be about 5 minutes before I put it's horn in my mouth."
"With hostess shutting down... I bet Colorado is rethinking legalizing weed now..."
"Dear Bruno Mars, don't die for that b*tch. Obviously if someone is throwing grenades at her then she must be involved in some serious sh*t."
"Butcher A man in a butcher shop: ""I would like bull testicles please"" Butcher: ""Me too"""
"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits."
"Did you hear about the cannibal? He dumped his girlfriend...*flies away*"
"Orange is the new white rest are black."