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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison? He was charged with battery."
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"Why don't Muslims have dirty minds? Because they're so easily brainwashed."
"My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in a few seconds for christmas So I bought her a nice sports car."
"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."
"just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway"
"What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A baseball bat."
"What Will Come After Fuller House? Fullest House. Then, Get Out of My House"
"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."
"What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing"
"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."