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Joke of the Day

"[lights focus on guy in interrogation room] ""Say it. SAY IT."" *points at sign saying ""Worcestershire Sauce""*"

"It's funny how women change. I never really noticed it until I set up my webcam in Topshop."

"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."

"My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor."

"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can't spell are idiots .. The other 50% said ""that's ridiclious!"""

"Two toilets go to a potty lol"

"Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other"

"What hurts? When a man with a boner runs against a wall. And what is embarrassing? When his nose touches the wall first."

"Why was the anomaly so poor? Because it didn't make any cents!"