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Joke of the Day

"Good Music Jokes? I want to see what the community can come up with."

"That's a nice ham you got there... It'd be a shame if you put an 's' in front and an 'e' at the end of it."

"Bill and Ted happen upon 20 fine young ladies... SCORE!"

"A lady just walked into Taco Bell, dumped every hot sauce packet in her bag and left. I should follow her. What's the rest of her day like?"

"March forth is National Grammar Day March forth, it is National Grammar Day on March 4th!"

"Why did a gun go to the barber? Because it's bangs were getting long!"

"What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal? The element of some fries."

"Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors? To see the battle."

"The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours."

"What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?"