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Joke of the Day

"All of Ariel's mer-sisters' names started with A too. More like keeping up with the Karsplashians."

"*tries to mount a horse* Horse: ""I have a boyfriend."""

"Think of a movie title and change one of the words in said movie title to 'slut' e.g. Lord of the rings the return of the slut."

"There's a one-eyed doctor round my way that gives out free body parts. He gives me the willies."

"And on the 8th day, God almost created Lionel Richie but was all like ""Naw, I'll just hold off a few thousand years then one day HELLO!"""

"I want to know what love is. I want you to show me. No, not you. You. On the left. Other left. No. Jesus Christ, I'll do it myself."

"Why did the girl spray her clock? It was full of ticks."

"Did you hear the Joke they don't tell retards... No, Oh my bad."

"What does The Lion King have a lot of? Simbalism"

"Le'Veon Bell, Josh Gordon and Tom Brady walk into a bar To watch the first 4 weeks of the NFL season"