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Joke of the Day

"A black guy and a white guy fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?"

"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance By switching to reverse and fleeing the scene"

"To find your real porn name, take the translation of your Chinese letter tramp stamp & add to the name of your mom's 4th alcoholic husband"

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, ""Help, need ride!"""

"Apparently, ""I judge a great wine by its alcohol content"", doesn't impress wine snobs"

"The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at Burger King."

"I watch zombie movies to prepare myself if one day it really happens. Same for porn."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist."

"Why did the zombie only eat blonde brains? She was on a diet."

"Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?"