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Joke of the Day

"Bikini season is right around the corner...But so is Chipotle"

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home."

"A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind. And now, we wait..."

"I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night... He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*."

"Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse to join search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"

"You ever bark back at your dog and then wonder what you just said?"

"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"

"what does the Jewish midwife say to the Non-Jewish woman who just gave birth? It's a Goy !"

"The only thing worse than girls going after the ""Bad Boy"" is today's perception of what a Bad Boy is."

"What's the difference between a waterproofer and a porn star? Eventually, a waterproofer stops coming home with cock all over them. Forgive my accent, I meant caulk. (My first waterproofing joke)"