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Joke of the Day

"Bikini season is right around the corner...But so is Chipotle"

"PHP Dating Advice I had a date() with PHP and I had to mktime() for it."

"My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen"

"Did you know... Did you know that Stevie Wonder has been paying child support for kids he's never seen?"

"Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!"

"You might as well call me New Year's Resolution... Because no one's going to do me"

"What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers."

"Hello (Sorry for my English)"

"Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that's the direction his car was sliding."

"Why did the Nazi fraulein move to Budapest? She heard there were hung Aryans."