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"A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind. And now, we wait..."

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"Just saw a shooting star. The crime in this galaxy is getting out of hand."
"Saying ""EA Sports it's in the game,"" along with the guy who says it."
"Circumcision How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg."
"Three part joke Why did the kid fall out of the tree? I shot him Why did the second kid fall out? I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out? Peer pressure"
"On its wedding night, why did the jungle cat have sex with the hotel receptionist? It was a fast cheetah"
"What did the sick fish say when he got sick? ""I've cod a cold."""
"Fortune Teller I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl named Penny - is that spooky or what?"
"A girls diet always starts tomorrow..."
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