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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home."

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."

"I told I girl I'm going to rape her... she took it pretty well."

"""Want to hear a joke about potassium?"" ""Yes"" ""K"""

"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""

"A reddit joke Two X Chromosomes"

"What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon? ARE YE READY KIDS?!"

"Why was the cookie crying? Because it's mom was a wafer so long."

"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."