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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home."

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His summer was ok."

"I just took a huge shit. I don't know who it belongs to, but I took it."

"Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone"

"They say all (hot) dogs go to heaven. Does that mean all burgers end up in burgertory?"

"Buddy of mine dropped some acid... Burnt a hole in the floor... He was tripping for days!"

"Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."

"[pet store] COP: someone's been stealing puppies OWNER: OMG now I'm missing another one ME: who would do such a thing *shirt starts barking*"

"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"

"Anal sex is like a big red button with ""do not push"" on it... You know you shouldn't, butt fuck it."