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Joke of the Day
"what does the Jewish midwife say to the Non-Jewish woman who just gave birth? It's a Goy !"
Next Joke
"Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is."
"I finally found a girlfriend! She was lost untill she found me. I'm glad I could give her a ride to her boyfriend's house."
"I'm no sadist. Some of my best friends are sad."
"Why did Sean Connery say he quit his mall Santa job? I got tired of all the kids asking to shit on my lap."
"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""
"Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea."
"In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people."
"Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?"
"I've become such a positive person recently, that I only wash my hair with Pantene Pro V bonafidepoo and proditioner."