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Joke of the Day

"Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse to join search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"

"Why do SJWs like cancer? Because it doesn't discriminate."

"The Karma cafe has no menus. You get served what you deserve."

"How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because his barista fucking hastes hipsters."

"Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport? Because he was Snowden..."

"If you believe that no great story ever started with someone eating a salad, then you're using the wrong kind of mushrooms."

"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."

"11.45: Arrived at crime scene 11.45: Examined body. Signs of a struggle 11.45: Found murder weapon in drain 11.45: Realised watch was broken"

"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."