75585

Joke of the Day

"A man is at the checkout to purchase some condoms... ...the cashier asks, ""Would you like a bag as well?"" the man replies, ""Oh, no thank you--she isn't that ugly."""

"What do Terrorist Witches ride? Boomsticks"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He's out standing in his field."

"What's the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."

"Red, White and Blue represent freedom until you see them flashing behind your car."

"Comp Sci Joke I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"Bad Zoo I went to a one time and the only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, ""Do you have any chapstick?"" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies ""Thanks, just put it on my bill!"""

"I want a girlfriend with OCD, that way whenever I want to go home I can just say ""Are you sure you checked the stove before we left?"""

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? You can't fuck the shit out of a calendar"